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Myron Ferry Wagtail (ferrytail) wrote,
@ 2008-02-20 10:37:00

Current mood:

stressed

I knew it!!

As if my past week could not get any worse...

I KNEW she would pull something like this.

I told Orsino and Gideon that Ceecee probably had something big she was going to dump on me.

GUESS WHAT I GOT THIS MORNING?!

A lovely owl from Ceecee telling me she went she went to the healers and they told she was two months pregnant! PREGNANT AS IN SHE WILL HAVE A BABY!! She told me it was mine and that she expects money out of me. What if I don't want to be a parent!?!

I wanted to hold that off until..forever really. I would make a horrible parent, number one number two...

THIS MEANS I AM STUCK WITH DEALING WITH THAT CUNT UNTIL I DIE!

She can go to fucking hell for all I care.

Gideon, Heath..I am up for a round of drinks or two. I need it after this.

This isn't some nightmare I am stuck in, is it?!

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heathisbetter
2008-02-20 03:58 pm UTC (link)

I'm telling you, Wags, I have no problem hiring a chick to beat her up.

Seriously, think about it rationally, don't give her anything right away. One, you don't know if she's telling you the truth, two, you don't even know if the kid is yours or not, she's a whore, if she's been sleeping with Lynch for a while it could be his.

If your sure you want to mate, we'll go out.

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ferrytail
2008-02-20 04:03 pm UTC (link)

I might hate that cunt but violence against women, no matter how much of a money hungry wanker they are, is not going to happen. Anything else is up for grabs.

You do have a point there. If she cheated on me this one time, who knows if she didn't before.

Orsino will probably be really worried about me if I do but I just need a smoke or a drink...something to take the edge off my mood.

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	Hexed to the Sisters heathisbetter 2008-02-20 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I wasn't serious anyway, mate. Exactly, so, I'd wait a while before feeding into her money lust. Orsino should come too! Its not like you are going alone, I'll be around, what's the worst that could happen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hexed to the Sisters ferrytail 2008-02-20 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Oh don't worry. I will hold onto my money as long as possible. He doesn't really like crowds, but I will try to get him to come too. He can make sure I don't get too drunk because Merlin knows I want to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hexed to the Sisters heathisbetter 2008-02-20 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Just be careful is all I'm saying. Yeah, I know. Stil, the offer stands. ~~Getting too drunk is half of the fun~~ I'll take care of you, Wags, no worry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hexed to the Sisters ferrytail 2008-02-20 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	I will talk to Orsino and see if he would be up to coming. I just have been in here too long and I need to get out be it for a drink, or smoke or what have you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hexed to the Sisters iamalive 2008-02-20 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	~~Do I have to?~~ If you really want me to be there, I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Weird Sisters.

masquenada
2008-02-20 04:36 pm UTC (link)

Of course you're stuck in a nightmare. It's called being alive.

Anyway, point first: if the bitch is only two months along, they still have potions that can legally take care of this little issue. Point second: if she was cheating on you anyway, who's to say it's yours? Quit your bitching and make the slag get a fucking paternity test. Point third: if all else fails, get the lawyers to say she's an unfit parent, get custody of the kid, and then give it to Don, since everyone already knows that he's a good father.

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Weird Sisters.

ferrytail
2008-02-20 04:48 pm UTC (link)

She is bloody adamant about having the child probably because she can get money out of me until the child is of legal age.

Heath brought that up and that is on the list of things I have to do.

I just have too much to deal with and this does not make it any better.

You know it is almost impossible to take a child away from its mother.

I just can't deal with any of this! I just bloody fecking can't!

~~Oh and such an insensitive prick you are!~~

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Weird Sisters.

masquenada
2008-02-20 04:58 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, if the kid's yours. If it is, you're paying child support until it's seventeen. If it isn't, some other stupid sod is doing that. Hence the importance of the fucking paternity test -- though, to be fair, a wiser investment would've been cock socks. Especially since, as previously established, she's been cheating on you. Who knows what diseased plows have been tending the field in your stead? I'd get a bloody venereal disease test, while you're at it.

And stop being so fucking dramatic. You've made it this far and you can bloody well get through this -- as if any of us would accept you not getting through it. ~~We made it through rehab and Krystal together, and we can bloody well get through this.~~ Besides, comparatively speaking, you're making a mountain out of a molehill on this one.

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	Weird Sisters. ferrytail 2008-02-20 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I just need to clear my mind. I know your issues are ten times worse but for me, this is all very stressful. It is all piling up and I just feel like I can't breath with all of this going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Weird Sisters.

masquenada
2008-02-20 05:18 pm UTC (link)

That's why we're here, you stupid git. And, right now, I'm doing my part to help you by reminding you that: one, it's not that bad; two, it could be worse; three, the world doesn't fucking revolve around you; and four, we're fucking here for you. We're a band. And not some fucking on and off studio musicians like what Celestina Fucking Warbeck's got. We're a real band, and we're here for you. And we're like crotch rot, so you can't get rid of us without going through a lot of painful, pointless rubbish.

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	Weird Sisters. ferrytail 2008-02-20 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Crotch rot! Exactly what I fucking need. Are you and Don done now because I fecking am!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Weird Sisters. masquenada 2008-02-20 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	When the crotch rot has your best fucking interests in mind, then, yes, you bloody well do need it. I'm coming over. So, no, not even done in the slightest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Weird Sisters. ferrytail 2008-02-20 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Bloody brilliant. Now I get to deal with your sarcastic ass in person. How fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Weird Sisters. masquenada 2008-02-20 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Damn right you do. And you know why you do? Because it's good for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Weird Sisters. ferrytail 2008-02-20 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Just hurry up and get here so I can be put out of misery already. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Sisters

happyfitsofrage
2008-02-20 05:04 pm UTC (link)

First of all, take a breath and calm down. You won't do any good freaking out about this.

Secondly, make sure that child is really yours before you give her so much as a Knut.

Thirdly, you don't even need to talk to her if you don't want to. Just have someone to play go-between when it's your turn to see the kid. If you even want to see the kid. Just because Lucy and I get along and see each other all the time doesn't mean that's the only way to do it. Nobody can make you be a part of your child's life. ~~Even though I can't imagine not wanting to be.~~

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	Sisters ferrytail 2008-02-20 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	I am just fucking stressed out and I just can't seem to keep myself together. I need to find a way to calm down and I only have found one way to do it, but Orsino can't be around all the time. I just want to trash my flat and scream. I just...I don't know... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sisters happyfitsofrage 2008-02-20 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Orsino? Does he know he's the rebound man, mate? I hope you're being gentle with him, he's so frail from spending all of his time in his bloody little cottage. I've always wanted to know, is he a screamer? It's always the quiet ones, you know. Animals in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sisters iamalive 2008-02-20 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	What? I... No! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sisters masquenada 2008-02-20 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, stop denying it already, mate. We know the truth. You want us to think you're a virgin so we won't be jealous of how you tear up the bed better than you tear up the drums. Ingenious strategy, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sisters crumbsonthfloor 2008-02-21 03:10 am UTC (link)
	This isn't fucking helping, Kirley. Stop being a dick. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sisters ferrytail 2008-02-20 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up will you!! I just feel seriously stressed out and Kirley and yourself are not making it any better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Sisters

happyfitsofrage
2008-02-20 05:30 pm UTC (link)

Merlin, Wags, I'm sorry. I was just trying to get you to cheer up a bit, mate. I don't like seeing you so bloody defeated. I thought maybe a bit of a laugh would help.

Listen, just... Just get Orsino to do whatever it is he does to get you to calm down. We'll get you through this, you know we will. It's like Kirley said, we're a band. We're in this together, yeah?

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	Sisters ferrytail 2008-02-20 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	I just feel like I could punch a hole in the wall. I feel utterly stressed and snap really easily lately. Orsino is the only person I feel calm around. When he is there there I feel like I am going mad. Then you two act like assfucks and I feel even worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sisters masquenada 2008-02-20 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oi! We are not acting like assfucks! Okay. Maybe we are, but the ends justify the means and all that. And, since the ends are getting you to calm down and be sane, you should be all the fuck over them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sisters happyfitsofrage 2008-02-20 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, Wags. Really. Is there anything I can do to help? I can get in touch with the lawyer that handled my divorce from Krystal. He's brilliant. And I know you and that bitch weren't technically married, but he can still help you take care of things. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Hexed to the Sisters crumbsonthfloor 2008-02-21 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Fuck! That fucking bitch. How do you know it's yours? She was fucking around on you! Sorry mate, but she was. ~~That bitch should not be allowed to have a child!~~ ~~Make her get rid of it.~~ Demand a paternity test before you agree to pay shit. We have lawyers. You need to talk to them. If she doesn't think you'll pay maybe she'll ... this is a fucking nightmare. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Hexed to the Sisters ferrytail 2008-02-21 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Well considering how she showed her true colours I have no right idea. I will get a paternity test before I even consider giving her one bloody knut. Nightmare is an understatement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hexed to the Sisters crumbsonthfloor 2008-02-21 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	The timing is just too damn convenient. This is bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent)