InsaneJournal

I KNEW she would pull something like this.

I told Orsino and Gideon that Ceecee probably had something big she was going to dump on me.

GUESS WHAT I GOT THIS MORNING?!

A lovely owl from Ceecee telling me she went she went to the healers and they told she was two months pregnant! PREGNANT AS IN SHE WILL HAVE A BABY!! She told me it was mine and that she expects money out of me.  What if I don't want to be a parent!?!

I wanted to hold that off until..forever really.  I would make a horrible parent, number one number two...

THIS MEANS I AM STUCK WITH DEALING WITH THAT CUNT UNTIL I DIE!

She can go to fucking hell for all I care.

Gideon, Heath..I am up for a round of drinks or two. I need it after this.

This isn't some nightmare I am stuck in, is it?!