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Myron Ferry Wagtail (ferrytail) wrote,
@ 2008-01-29 16:56:00

Hello to you, my lovely, adoring, fans!!

Our manager, Claude, thought it would be a bloody brilliant idea for each of us to have one of these here journals to be able to speak with you all better. Some of the Sisters were more into the idea than others. They are just sticks in the mud in all honesty. But yes, we will see how this experiment goes, yeah?

I know you all know my name, because how could you now, but my name is Myron ~~Ferry~~ Wagtail. I like Wagtail or Wags if you must.

I am interested to get to know my fans better so lets get acquainted, hmm?

Kirley, Don, have either of you seen my pair of drainpipe jeans? The ones I always wear? I can't find them and I know one of you wankers took them.

CeeCee is coming over and she told me I had to be wearing them when she is there. You know how she is.

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	masquenada 2008-01-29 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	You say that like anybody wants ya here, ya prat. And like anybody gives two shits what your name is. My name -- now there's something the people care about. [Don and Wags] They might've met an unfortunate accident. Along with one of your ridiculous feather boas. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-01-29 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh and what would this band be without ME? And I am the one with the huge ego? [Kirls and Don] IF you so much as touched my jeans and any of my boas one of you precious instruments may meet a deadly end. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happyfitsofrage 2008-01-29 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oi, could we not with the ego battle? Think of the fans. [Wags and Kirley] Kirley, tell me you didn't touch his jeans and boas. He'll be unbearable if you did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

masquenada
2008-01-29 06:58 pm UTC (link)

They love the ego battles.

Oi, so I'm thinking that, next album, we should do a concept album about mine and Ferrytail's egos. And we can battle each other with gigantic, bright red phalloi attached to our belt hoop things. And I mean, like, really, really gigantic, bright red phalloi. Like, taller than you, Don. What d'ya think?

[Don and Wags]
I didn't say that I touched them, or that anything at all happened to them. I said that they might have met with a very tragic accident.

It really would be tragic if anything happened to the jeans. He looks enough like a bird in them that he's two, maybe three lagers from being doable.

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	happyfitsofrage 2008-01-29 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Gigantic cocks. Just what the fans come to the shows for, I'm betting. [Wags and Kirley] You're a right little shit, you know that? Don't tease him so. What if he leaves us to go off and make another solo album? What then? You'll miss his boas and you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

masquenada
2008-01-29 07:11 pm UTC (link)

Well, I know a lot of them come there for mine. Like the bird in Saint Petersburg. Katerina. The one with the amazingly perfect eyesight.

[Don and Wags]
I know I'm a right little shit. But I'm also a highly me-centric and strategic right little shit. He makes the right offer and he gets to know what I know about his rubbish.

Besides, Myron McSparklyPants won't leave us over me teasing him. If he's not used to it by now, then he's rather challenged in a few areas. So to speak.

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ferrytail
2008-01-29 06:59 pm UTC (link)

You are always the voice of reason.

I think of the fans but sometimes I think Kirls needs a kick in the arse.

[Kirls and Don]
KIRLEY MCCORMACK-DUCK YOU BETTER FIND OR BUY ME A NEW PAIR OF DRAINPIPES AND NEW BOAS OR MERLIN HELP ME!!!

You know your one favourite guitar? The one you have had for years? Well if my stuff are not where I put them your guitar will no more.

If you want to test me. Then go right ahead.

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	masquenada 2008-01-29 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, so do a lot of people. But you'll note that my arse is still completely perfect and quite unkicked. [Don and Wags] If you really wanted to threaten me, you'd use my middle name, dumbarse. You can't get through the protective hexes on Charlene, so find a different way to get what you want. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	happyfitsofrage 2008-01-29 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Kirley always needs a kick in the arse. [Wags and Kirley] Calm yourself, mate. Take a breath. We'll find your jeans and boas, so don't do anything rash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see you giving it to me, Vicky. [~~Don~~ Vicky and Wags] You two are blowing this so fucking far out of proportion. Merlin, you'd think you'd never put up with me before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happyfitsofrage 2008-01-29 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Next time I see you, mate. Right in the arse. [Curly-Sue and Wags] You know the poor lad won't get a shag if he doesn't have his jeans, and then he'll be unbearable for days. Give him his jeans. For our sakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. And what would my little Princess think about that? I think she'd be pretty upset, I do. [Vicky and Wags] Fucking fine. But he bloody well owes me. They're in his top drawer. Under the socks and the porno mags. Claude gave 'em to me after Ferryboy left them in a hotel room. He told me to return them, so I did. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Don. masquenada 2008-01-29 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Can I crash at your flat tonight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirley. happyfitsofrage 2008-01-29 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, mate. You don't even need to ask. Is something wrong? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Don. masquenada 2008-01-29 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck the hippogryffs. Been good all day, but I don't trust myself right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirley. happyfitsofrage 2008-01-29 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Come over now, mate. I'll make us something to eat and you can take a look at some stuff I've been writing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Don. masquenada 2008-01-29 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, mate. Be over in a tic. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	I sing better than you, anyway. [Don and Wags] Supposing that I had any not-entirely-guilty knowledge about the whereabots of your clothestuffs. What would you do for me to tell you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-01-29 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh piss off. You bloody well don't. That is why YOU are back up genius. [Don and Kirls] CeeCee will be here in thirty minutes, so right now I would do just about anything for them!! ~~I am not looking forward to what you will say. CeeCee the sex better be damn good tonight.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I do so too. If I put out a bloody solo album, it wouldn't bloody fucking flop, forcing me to go back to the band that I helped start. [Don and Wags] Would you be my bitch for a week? Sexually and not, I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happyfitsofrage 2008-01-29 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	You'd get at least one sale, from that blind bird from Saint Petersburg. [Wags and Kirley] Kirley, don't be ridiculous. Just give him back his clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	She is most absolutely not blind. You're just jealous because Ana likes me better. [Don and Wags] I wanna know the limits of what he'll do for these stupid bloody jeans. His feather boas are quite unperturbed, which he'd know if he bothered to look. I wouldn't touch them to save my life. I'd catch whatever brain parasite he has. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	captainzach 2008-01-29 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	You're having us on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-01-29 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I don't go around lying about my name. Have you met any one else with my name? If you have I must meet them. Your name is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainzach 2008-01-29 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Zacharias Smith, a highly suspicious but very big fan, on the chance that you are the real Myron Wagtail. Tell me something only the real Myron Wagtail would know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-01-29 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	I was also with ADHD as a child. My mother and father got fed up with me at the age of 14 and took me to one of those muggle head doctors. I still take medication for it, though it does no bloody good, obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainzach 2008-01-29 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	...Okay, I believe you. So. Any news on the new album? Because my copy's been on reserve for ages and I can't wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-01-30 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	We are in the process of working on the songs. We will let you know when the album is going to come out. It should be out spring. ~~Probably maybe be longer depending on if my writing drought continues or not. I have not been able to write anything in weeks.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, come on, ya pissrat. Tell the kid something more interesting than that. Tell him about those queens you got smashed with and nearly raped by in Berlin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-01-30 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	I did not nearly rape them!! They were drunk and didn't know what they wanted. Germans are just indecisive fuckers. One minute they want you and the next minute they are crying rape. Confusing blighters. I was drunk too. So sue me!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masquenada 2008-01-30 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Wait a tic, I thought they were the ones doing the raping. Either way, they were still male, which I remember clearly, even if you don't. Don't you love drag queens, Wags? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brockledmandy 2008-01-29 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously? Well, how thoughtful of your manager. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Ain't it just. What's your name, sweetheart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brockledmandy 2008-01-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Mandy Brocklehurst. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masquenada 2008-01-29 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Nice name. It's punchy. I like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brockledmandy 2008-01-29 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. I like it too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ferrytail 2008-01-30 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	Our manager is a 40 year old stuffy guy in a suit but he has his moments. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	littlemissdavis 2008-01-31 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Good promotional tool. You have a smart manager. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-02-04 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well he has his moments of brilliance. I don't personally talk to him more than I really have to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	them_bones 2008-01-31 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, it's really you then? My bird likes to sing your songs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-02-04 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Does it now?! The bird has good taste. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	adoranymphable 2008-02-02 11:34 am UTC (link)
	'Lo, Myron! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ferrytail 2008-02-04 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Hello to you...what would your name be? I like to know the names of the lovely fans I am speaking with. (Reply to this) (Parent)