Our manager, Claude, thought it would be a bloody brilliant idea for each of us to have one of these here journals to be able to speak with you all better. Some of the Sisters were more into the idea than others. They are just sticks in the mud in all honesty. But yes, we will see how this experiment goes, yeah?
I know you all know my name, because how could you now, but my name is Myron Ferry Wagtail. I like Wagtail or Wags if you must.
I am interested to get to know my fans better so lets get acquainted, hmm?
Kirley, Don, have either of you seen my pair of drainpipe jeans? The ones I always wear? I can't find them and I know one of you wankers took them.
CeeCee is coming over and she told me I had to be wearing them when she is there. You know how she is.